i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
(via inanis-anima)
3rd degree laptop burns
(Source: comupter, via unicornsandrainbowmoustaches)
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
(via plasticswag)